This is bad.

Bad.

Bad.

I need to find a guillotine, does anyone know where I can find one of those? Or maybe a Heretic's Fork. A thumb screw?

Anything?

No?

gha;lskgha;slfhkg;aldfj I cannot believe I did that why did I do that this is terrible.

I need to move out.

Or die in the attic.

Definitely the latter.